roxysmomhasgotitgoingon begged, "mr. kyubey what have you been up to"
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Why don’t you come find out

Reasons why females are much better

Magical girls:

Men:

You don’t see them running around in frilly outfits killing witches only to end up driving themselves insane.

Therefore, they are worthless to me.

Who needs them when you’ve got young girls to contract with?

Anonymous begged, "mudkip marill zero gold kotone"
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“I honestly don’t know much about these people, other than the fact I revived one and made the other a puella magi.” 

bolterfly begged, "OOH KYUUBEY-SAN OOH.... YOUR MOUSTACHE TURNS ME ON..."
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“Then let us go kill some witches. You humans use those lines, so I thought I would use one.” Kyuubey means she should actually go kill a witch, because he doesn’t actually understand those so called pick up lines.

bolterfly begged, "Kyuubey-san.... I made u this bento.... I LOVE U KYUUBEY-SAN.... *DRAMATIC ANIME TEARS/RUNNING AWAY* *DRAMA MUSIC*"
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“Does that mean you want to be my looooooovvvvveeeerrr”

“Let me serenade you.”

little-mudkip begged, "You like to solicit sex from young innocent pokemon such as marill and mudkip >:C"
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“I would never dream of it.”

“….Baby.”

neziki begged, "You secretly like each and every single one of us, almost to a creeper extent."
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“Oh, of course. I would be a bad example of my kind if I didn’t.”

reddeadrevolver begged, "you can't make my anime girlfriends real kyubey
you can't do it"
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“I can try. /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\”